Scumbag Steve

Asks you to drive his lazy ass around won't stop telling you how much of a piece of crap your car is

Asks you to drive his lazy ass around won't stop telling you how much of a piece of crap your car is  Scumbag Steve

meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done"

meets your new girlfriend

proposes to girlfriend April fools!

proposes to girlfriend April fools!  Scumbag Steve

Almost Never answers your calls or texts Never off his phone when hanging out

Almost Never answers your calls or texts Never off his phone when hanging out  Scumbag Steve

someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds "are you gonna cry now?"

someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds

Sees you in a comfortable yawn stretch Hits you in the stomach

Sees you in a comfortable yawn stretch Hits you in the stomach  Scumbag Steve

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored  Scumbag Steve

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk  Scumbag Steve

Pulls up into apartment complex and beeps horn over and over while waiting for friend forgets hundreds of people live there and it's fucking annoying.

Pulls up into apartment complex and beeps horn over and over while waiting for friend forgets hundreds of people live there and it's fucking annoying.  Scumbag Steve

asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact

asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact   Scumbag Steve
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